RT @jessicaarjet: Not really in the mood for clowning. Fortunately children can rarely discern the dead look in your eyes because of the ... 10 hours ago
RT @Kurt_Vonnegut: Shrapnel was invented by an Englishman of the same name. Don't you wish you could have something named after you? 10 hours ago
Wild Thing always reminds me of Swamp Thing. 10 hours ago
RT @MikeOBrienXOXO: Goldblum episode can't be posted on yahoo front page cause of my curses. Please RT or tell a friend if u enjoyed it! ... 3 days ago
Writing for lunch. Whiskey for a snack. I think I'm doing this right. 3 days ago
I used to be an adventurer in Diablo 3, but then I took an Error 37. 4 days ago
Just published a book about people who have to kill each other in a contest. It's called Royally Hungry and it's not a rip-off. 5 days ago
Just ordered my batman cowl. WEB SERIES COMING SOON, FOLKS. #YOLO5 days ago
