Comments for Jon Clinkenbeard Is Your Friend http://www.jonclinkenbeard.com Read My Mind Thu, 08 Sep 2011 02:16:09 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Comment on Double Babies! by Jenjer http://www.jonclinkenbeard.com/2011/09/double-babies/#comment-130 Jenjer Thu, 08 Sep 2011 02:16:09 +0000 http://www.jonclinkenbeard.com/?p=407#comment-130 Fun for the whole family... With babies.... Others would not understand the awesomenesses Fun for the whole family… With babies…. Others would not understand the awesomenesses

]]> Comment on How To Take A Shower In A College Apartment by a http://www.jonclinkenbeard.com/2011/02/how-to-take-a-shower-in-a-college-apartment/#comment-20 a Tue, 22 Feb 2011 16:50:08 +0000 http://jonclinkenbeard.com/?p=200#comment-20 I totes pulled a 14 today which in my case also includes a step to "dress a little more artsy than usual so that you can effectively pull of a BoHo head scarf and messy updo in a way that looks intentional and not freaking lazy". :o) loves, a I totes pulled a 14 today which in my case also includes a step to “dress a little more artsy than usual so that you can effectively pull of a BoHo head scarf and messy updo in a way that looks intentional and not freaking lazy”. :o )

loves,
a

]]> Comment on Facts About Alligators by alaina http://www.jonclinkenbeard.com/2010/04/facts-about-alligators/#comment-19 alaina Thu, 22 Apr 2010 14:30:30 +0000 http://jonclinkenbeard.wordpress.com/?p=144#comment-19 love it. love it. :o) I think my favorite bit of rapid truthing shown here is... "They have a hierarchy, and in my book, any creature smart enough to recognize and enforce a hierarchy is pretty damn civilized. They don’t use currency, though. That’s the main difference between alligators and humans. Humans exchange money for goods and services. And for sex, which should be a bit of both if you’re doin’ it right. Instead of “money”, as is the street term for currency, alligators exchange death. When alligators want something they get it. If they want it from something that won’t give it up, they kill that something. If an alligator doesn’t get what it wants, that’s because it’s dead." hilarity granted. -alaina love it. love it. :o ) I think my favorite bit of rapid truthing shown here is…

“They have a hierarchy, and in my book, any creature smart enough to recognize and enforce a hierarchy is pretty damn civilized.

They don’t use currency, though. That’s the main difference between alligators and humans. Humans exchange money for goods and services. And for sex, which should be a bit of both if you’re doin’ it right.

Instead of “money”, as is the street term for currency, alligators exchange death. When alligators want something they get it. If they want it from something that won’t give it up, they kill that something. If an alligator doesn’t get what it wants, that’s because it’s dead.”

hilarity granted.

-alaina

]]> Comment on Facts About Alligators by cindy http://www.jonclinkenbeard.com/2010/04/facts-about-alligators/#comment-18 cindy Thu, 22 Apr 2010 12:03:12 +0000 http://jonclinkenbeard.wordpress.com/?p=144#comment-18 love the tale or TAIL which ever you prefer!!!!!!!!!!!!! love the tale or TAIL which ever you prefer!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> Comment on Club by cindy http://www.jonclinkenbeard.com/2010/04/club/#comment-17 cindy Fri, 02 Apr 2010 21:53:44 +0000 http://jonclinkenbeard.wordpress.com/?p=142#comment-17 NIce V story! NIce V story!

]]> Comment on Anthony and Kate by Bryon http://www.jonclinkenbeard.com/2010/02/anthony-and-kate/#comment-16 Bryon Sat, 27 Feb 2010 22:46:07 +0000 http://jonclinkenbeard.wordpress.com/?p=138#comment-16 One of your best yet. Most people don't write stories like this. You should - playing with structure is where you shine. Read (or re-read) saunders essay about barthelme. Again and again. Figure out how to pull that effect of a dramatic curve in a story like this and win. Thanks for a good story! One of your best yet. Most people don’t write stories like this. You should – playing with structure is where you shine.

Read (or re-read) saunders essay about barthelme. Again and again. Figure out how to pull that effect of a dramatic curve in a story like this and win.

Thanks for a good story!

]]> Comment on Anthony and Kate by David http://www.jonclinkenbeard.com/2010/02/anthony-and-kate/#comment-15 David Sat, 27 Feb 2010 02:46:37 +0000 http://jonclinkenbeard.wordpress.com/?p=138#comment-15 Anthony and Kate improvised together. Anthony and Kate improvised together.

]]> Comment on Vomit by jonclinkenbeard http://www.jonclinkenbeard.com/2010/02/vomit/#comment-14 jonclinkenbeard Mon, 15 Feb 2010 21:51:30 +0000 http://jonclinkenbeard.wordpress.com/?p=131#comment-14 Thank you very much :) There's some even cooler stuff I'm saving for my new book... Thank you very much :)
There’s some even cooler stuff I’m saving for my new book…

]]> Comment on Vomit by julie http://www.jonclinkenbeard.com/2010/02/vomit/#comment-13 julie Mon, 15 Feb 2010 20:00:42 +0000 http://jonclinkenbeard.wordpress.com/?p=131#comment-13 I really love your work. I really love your work.

]]> Comment on To Jon Clinkenbeard by confidant http://www.jonclinkenbeard.com/2010/01/to-jon-clinkenbeard/#comment-12 confidant Tue, 02 Feb 2010 14:34:16 +0000 http://jonclinkenbeard.wordpress.com/?p=124#comment-12 Jon- When I read this I was perplexed! TO JON/FROM JON IS CONFUSING? iS the letter to yourself?OR?- MOM By the way I liked the story and it's ending made me cry........ TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jon- When I read this I was perplexed! TO JON/FROM JON IS CONFUSING? iS the letter to yourself?OR?- MOM By the way I liked the story and it’s ending made me cry…….. TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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